Posted by Pop The Cap on July 25th, 2008
If upon reading that headline, you’re all, “I know! It does!” …well, then Food Network wants to document you, make fun of you, then redeem you in front of millions. (That’s how these shows work, right?)
Casting call in Charlotte on August 16th.
The scoop, direct from Food Network:

Are you a hopeless home cook? Or is someone you know totally incompetent in the kitchen?
Food Network is looking for the most disastrous cooks in the country to participate in a very different
culinary competition show! This is the opportunity of a lifetime—to work with the best chefs in the country and learn to cook like a professional. Seeking outgoing people with a genuine inability to cook, but a need and desire to improve!
Come to our open call:
Saturday, August 16, 2008
The Blake Hotel
555 South McDowell Street
Charlotte, NC 28204
10am – 2pm
NOMINATE YOURSELF
• Do your kids beg to eat out, after you’ve worked hard to make a family meal?
• Has your husband/wife told you it was probably better if you ordered take out?
• At the big potluck dinner, are you always asked to “just bring the napkins?”
NOMINATE SOMEONE YOU KNOW**
• Is someone you know constantly offering you food that you have to turn down?
• If you know a mom who can’t scramble an egg, a colleague who can’t convince anyone to try their culinary creations, or a friend who tries but can’t seem to get it together in the kitchen, this is your chance to get them the help you BOTH need!
**Nominators: you must attend the interview with the person you nominate
HERE’S HOW TO APPLY:
• Email us at hopelesshomecookchar@optomenusa.com
• Tell us why you (or the person you are nominating) is the most disastrous cook in the country
• Include name, age, hometown, occupation, contact phone number, and a recent photo of the hopeless home cook
For any questions, please refer to http://www.foodnetwork.com/hopelesshomecook or call (646) 216-4282.
Okay, that’s their spiel. Here’s mine…Clicky to see the above in PDF goodness. Now go freakin’ learn how to cook an egg! (Hint: crunchy scrambled eggs are delicious! Use both the egg and the shell for this special morning treat.)
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